Freaky Tiki

Hello, if you are reading this I suggest you grab hold of your socks before they blow away. My name is Tiki, I am 21 years old, but I guess in your strange 'people years' I am 3. My family is great! They do whatever I want them to. All I have to do is give them my puppy dog eyes (every dog's go-to trick) and I will get a nice belly-rub. If I stand by the door, they will take me for a walk. If I just lift up my foot and put if in their hand they give me a treat! I am creating this blog to voice my opinions which are not often heard. My darn family really need to learn how to communicate with me better. Just because they speak in a high pitched voice like I am stupid does not mean I understand them any better.


Ask me,I dare you.   Feedback please!


Just another day at the beach

So, I went to the beach yesterday, and sometime between all of my sunbathing, I had the opportunity to- get this- play with another dog! I know what you’re thinking…”You are a dog, it is only natural.” But I assure you- I am not your ordinary dog. In fact, I am most often afraid of other K-9’s. So, for that accomplishment, I give myself a pat on the back! 



Super Bowl

I am just psyched for all of the chips my people will be dropping. 



Run, Tiki! Run!

Run, Tiki! Run!



No

No, it is not, and NEVER WILL BE okay for you to dress me up. Never. Next time I see you wearing a fur coat, I will put another ten layers of clothes on you. I am hot. 



This video is inspiring. 



Hey guys! I got a new look. Very Kim Kardashian-esque, don’t ya think?!

Hey guys! I got a new look. Very Kim Kardashian-esque, don’t ya think?!

“ You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’

Dave Berry 

Dave Berry, you have yet to meet Freaky Tiki. 

xfilledwithdoubt- asked: haha aw man this is great

Thanks! You’re great!



Excuse Me?

I was recently called “pompous”. But is it really pompous if everything I say is true. I mean get real, how many other dogs do you know with their own blog?


3 Wishes

1. steak

2. steak

3. steak

What would you wish for?

If fact, I do know I am beautiful. 



I’m sexy and I know it. 

I’m sexy and I know it. 

Hot Dogs

To me honest, I am quite offended that my species is so often identified with processed meat. How would you all feel if I went and grabbed a bite at the “human stand”. What about having a human with mustard and relish. How often do you by humans on a bun at a baseball game.  Yeah - that’s what I thought.